The “Geek” is Back in Charge!
August 8th, 2007 | "The Geek"
Greetings from the infamous “Geek!”
Michael’s out of town again this week. He left me in charge again (his mistake!), so I’m writing a quick message to you today for 2 reasons - one of which involves FREE gifts for you!
First of all, thank you to all of you who wrote back in support last week after Michael’s now-famous e-mail. For the record, the events really did occur that Michael described, but the part about me being confined to my cubicle was truly intended as a joke. In actual fact, that part was my idea… Michael and I laughed hysterically about it and we decided to share the humor with all of you when we wrote the e-mail that went out.
Now… the 2nd reason I’m writing is because there was such an overwhelming response last week that I tried to twist Michael’s arm into extending the offer. A promise is a promise, though, so it was a one-time offer and it already expired. But! He is out of town… and though I can’t extend last week’s offer, I DID come up with something else for you this week. And, it comes with a grand total of FOUR free gifts for you!! But… there’s another time limit on it - it expires this Friday! (Because that’s when Michael gets back!!
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Thanks,
The “Geek”
P.S. I’ve also recorded my own “Geek’s Guide” to downloading products from the internet! It’s a video presentation you can’t get anywhere else, and you can have it for free! Read all about it…
P.P.S. Please buy a lot of stuff this week… I really want to keep this job! ![]()


August 8th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I like when you are in charge, the deals get even better! Glad you aren’t chained to a cubicle.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
That’s not a self-portrait, right?!!!
August 8th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
I’ve seen him, he has more tape around his glasses than that.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Okay, okay…
I thought I told you guys last week - I started wearing contacts a long time ago!! (No more tape!)
Plus… the Geek in the picture has more hair than me.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
nope, don’t believe it, Michael would buy him a new pair of glasses!
August 8th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
August 9th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Michael, although the deals are good, please stop resorting to gimmicks. You are a professional and these messages remind me of a salesman at a used car lot.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Pat: You don’t find these light and fun?